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Never been here…

Hi b’ys!

I gets emails all the time from people trying to sell me crap but, this email I got screamed “post me!”. And made me wonder how many morons in this world falls for it!!

Dear: Beloved
I am Mrs. Carolyn Xxxxx; I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here on Orlando Ave., Lubbock, TX 79423-1942 United States.

I am one of those that executed a contract in Nigeria years ago and was unable to receive my money; I paid over $40,000 trying to get my payment from different offices in Nigeria but all to no avail.
So I decided to travel down to Nigeria myself with all my contract documents and I was directed to meet Rev. Mark Xxxxxxxxx, who happens to be the chairman of Debt Reconciliation Committee.

When I met him he sat me down and explained everything to me. He said that those people that are contacting us through emails are fake, he then took me to the Intercontinental Bank Plc which happen to be the paying bank as approved by the government. Honestly this  singular visit of mine to the bank was the beginning of my much deserved fulfillment in life, as I am  now the happiest woman on this Earth, because I have finally received my full contract funds of US$3.4Million.

It was when I went to Rev. Marks office to personally appreciate what he did for me, that he showed me all the information of those that have not yet received their payment; which is presently pending with their committee, it was on this process that I saw your name as one of the outstanding beneficiaries. That is why I decided to email you directly to strongly advise you to STOP dealing with those people who claimed that your funds are with them because they are not with your funds, they are only making money out of you and feeding from the sweat of innocent 
Name Rev. Mark Xxxxxxxxx’s Email:
Office Address: 13, Bank Road Ikeja- Lagos Nigeria. 

It is important you stop dealing with those impostors who are claiming that your funds are with them when it is all lies, they are only taking advantage of you and ready to dry you up until you have nothing to eat. Please note that the only money I paid throughout this process was just $520 for IRS permit, which I believe you already know about therefore you have to take note of this. Once again you should please stop dealing with those liars who are bent on sending you to bankruptcy by asking for different kind of outrageous fees to complete your transfer. Remember “a stitch on time saves nine”
Thank You and Be Blessed.
Mrs. Carolyn Xxxxx

Like honestly, WTF?
First off, you just jumped on a plane to go check things out in Nigeria? Second, what the hell would some chairman of Debt Reconciliation Committee be doin showin you ANYthing? But it was nice of you to think of me…

Til Next Time Remember: if you fall for this type of email, you deserve everything you get…or in this case, get taken away. $520 in your pocket is better than in a con mans…