“Driving is a Privilege, not a Rite.”

That was the first thing I was taught when I first started driving…to this day I have no clue what it means.

But there are some other things I have learned since that glorious day when I was a full-fledged driver; other drivers on the road are arseholes.

There, I’ve said it. I’ve identified the elephant in the room… If you have a drivers license, you’re an automatic bonified arsehole.

Tell me you’ve never done this: you’re in one of those “keep right except to pass” so…you’re in the right lane.
Buddy in the SUV creepin up in the left passing lane…
Now tell me you’ve never sped up, just enough, to make him have to yield the right-of-way to you…


How about this beauty: pulling up to a 4-way stop and pulling to a stop just before the line so the other guy thinks you made it there first (even though you know he was closer to the stopsign than you were)…


Or: you’ve got a car parked on your side of the street. Opposing vehicle has the same. But you don’t slow down. Even though you know they had the right-of-way… You just pull out on his side of the lane causing the poor jackarse to slam on his brakes to avoid a front on collision with you, or a rearender with the parked car…


Know why I know so much about bad drivers? I see them every day. From the moron who refuses to slow down in a school zone, to the doorknob who pulls across 2 lanes to make that right hand turn.
*this special Arsehole award goes out to the jackass who did just that tonight*

Use your friggin mirrors fartknocker! Realize that there could potentially be a dapper young man(moi) doin 60 right behind you!

Oh, and one more thing: stay off yer damn cell phones!